Saturday 4 August 2012

Introducing the team (part 2)


Before the adventure begins, a brief intro into the other half of the Blazing Pedalists...

Second up: Humphrey

Full name: Humphrey Somerset Pheasant Butler
Nickname: Cheeks, Humph, Humpo
Lookalikes: A slim Dara O'Briain with hair (tenuous I know)...  a slight resemblance to a bearded Ewan MacGreggor
Age: 37, looks.. 43


 

 Strengths: analytic capability, photographic excellence, apparently an RYE Level 2 sailor, when he cooks his trademark lamb roast feeds an army

Development areas: slightly patchy beard growth; needs to fully embrace wearing lycra; very eclectic music taste, spoon playing ability

Tour role: sat nav, purveyor of witty one liners, director of commuications, chief tent constructor, French translator, moral support, sense checker, pace checker and Michelin-starred head chef

Random song: anything by Dolly Parton

Favourite saying: a plethora of French sayings which no one really gets. "Mon petit pois" has been heard being bellowed at unsuspecting women in bars on several occasions

High point: buying a superb stallion of a car, George Le Peugeot for his world tour of the UK, and on-selling her for what he paid for it. 8000 miles covered and the 15 year old George didn't let him down once. Apart from the leaking sunroof, a drivers window that didn't wind down, a horn that was taken from a kid's scooter and a top speed of 64.3mph with a tailwind.

Low point: not taking his pink lycra top on a cycling tour

Introducing the team (part 1)

Before the adventure begins, a brief intro to the clueless duo…
 
First up: Charlie
 
 
Full name: Charles Hallam Lloyd Vaughan-Griffith
Nickname: VG
Lookalikes: Hugh Dennis (from Mock the Week), Ben Fogle
Age: 35, looks 38
 
Strengths: Boundless enthusiasm; good engine (loves masochism triathlons); keen musician; cooks a mean spaghetti bolognese
 
Development areas: Very skinny legs; loves lycra cycling gear just a little too much; has a habit of locking himself inside his own flat (yes, inside); can't cook anything other than spaghetti bolognese.
 
Tour role: Skipper, chief navigator, trail-breaker, pace-setter and third assistant deputy sous-chef
 
Random fact: Born in Essex, he also has strong roots in Wales and Rawalpindi. Which would explain why his attempt at a Welsh accent sounds a tad Pakistani and vice versa. 
 
Favourite saying: 'Tight like a tiger' from the film Austin Powers: Goldmember (http://www.hark.com/clips/zfsxgcybfc-tight-like-a-tiger). Next time you see Charlie, ask to hear his impression.
 
High point: As best man for his mate Olly, Charlie arranged for some undercover opera singers to interrupt the wedding speeches (one of whom was dressed very saucily, in character as a fictional whipmistress who’d allegedly ‘entertained’ Olly on his stag do) before giving up the pretence and breaking out in glorious song. At which point everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
 
Low point: As best man for his mate Olly, nearly being killed by all members of the wedding party.
 
So in summary... the perfect candidate to lead a quest of this magnitude.

Our Gordon with a quick reminder....

Right, as I sit here in a room full of too much stuff for two panniers, almost ready to go,  I thought it worthwhile providing the background to this journey. I have been staggered with the response from everyone in getting behind this, but I'm sure there are some who aren't fully aware of the reasons behind it. So, to quote the ageless Cilla Black, "here's our Gordon with a quick reminder..."

To put this all into context, in January this year my father passed away after a short fight against liver cancer. He suddenly became ill in October; terminal cancer was diagnosed soon after and he was given 2 weeks. It is hard to put into words the impact that this diagnosis had on those closest to him, most descriptions would be an understatement. Being given two weeks to live is utterly brutal. However, Dad fought and we moved him to the Phyllis Tuckwell Hospice where they could provide the specialist care he needed. To everyone's amazement, Dad recovered enough strength to make it home, where he was desperate to spend his last days/weeks. As a result he enjoyed his last 2 months at home surrounded by family and close friends. Undoubtedly, without the truly inspirational Hospice, we would not have enjoyed this most precious time. It really is only when you know you have a finite time left, that you become grateful for every day gained.

Pretty soon after Dad died, I knew I wanted to do something to help the Hospice that had done so much for us. After a few weeks, I had the idea of a sponsored bike journey. Lu and I knew a bit about a ride that  Dad did with school friends 50 years ago. I contacted a couple of his his cycling contemporaries who advised on the route and plenty of stories about the what group of 17 year olds got up to. You can read more about this pioneering ride here.

The idea of following in my father's cycle tracks took shape and developed as the best possible way I could repay the wonderful staff at the Hospice. I'll be covering about 4000kms through France and Spain over about 2 months. Setting off from Calais on 5th August, through Normandy, the Loire Valley, across the Massif Central and into the Alps. At this point I'll be joining up with 150 cyclists to take part in a 4 day road race in the Alps for Help for Heroes, just to make sure the ride is challenging enough. Then I'll head off across the Pyrenees, and down the east coast aiming to finish in Tarifa, the southern most point in Spain, on 12th October.

So, this ride is for the Hospice, in memory of my father, who I look forward to raising a cold beer to when I get to San Feliu de Guixols, in Spain, where Dad finished his adventure.

I'm delighted to have the company of a good friend, Humph (formal introduction on the way), who has so far committed to completing the French leg of the journey with me. We'll see if a month in lycra cycling 100kms a day leaves him feeling pumped to carry on through Spain or happy never to see a bike again!

So do follow the journey. It'll be entertaining, challenging, tough and I'm sure will have it s fair share of comedy moments. If Humph pulls out his pink lycra to kick off with, it might even be over before it begins....

Thanks to you all for getting behind this - really makes it worthwhile. And for anyone still wanting to support,  there is still plenty of time!

Charlie

Thursday 2 August 2012

Olympic champ supports the ride!

Support from an Olympic cycling gold medalist and BBC presenter - Chris Boardman and Jake Humphries getting behind the big ride. Chris wasn't massively impressed at my response to his question about spare kit and tools... "inner tube and puncture kit Chris - should be fine right?". I like to think his casual shrug was in admiration of our ignorant casualness..
Olympic champ feeling a tad short...